girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
there is puke in my bra ... again
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