i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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