Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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