Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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