I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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