So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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