pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Let's paint friendship bongs
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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