Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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