jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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