Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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