Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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