Pants 0. Shit 1.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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