HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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