i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
that's an acceptable place to lick
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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