Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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