Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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