Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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