Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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