I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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