Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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