Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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