Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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