Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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