i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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