yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
