He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
