Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
