i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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