whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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