I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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