They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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