"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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