ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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