that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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