The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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