You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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