My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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