i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish i was in the wii world.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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