Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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