normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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