who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
