As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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