normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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