can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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