Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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