The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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