what if I'm pregnant?
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Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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