Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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