i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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