so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
40s are totally the cure
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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